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someone is standing on our internet hose. i feel like once they move, we'll get a jet of bandwidth in the eye. 20 hrs ago
one of the most amazingly talented cut paper artists i've ever seen: http://bit.ly/dufQs not to be confused with paper cut art. 1 day ago
Greenland's coat of arms features a polar bear making out with the ghost of Erik the Red. http://bit.ly/aN53kT 4 days ago
Stravinsky seems appropriate right now. Grief has never sat well with me. Fuck. 1 week ago
This new Robin Hood movie had better have a song by Bryan Adams. 2 weeks ago
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